All I Do Is Win is a game about meaningful conversations and cathartic violence. It puts you and a group of friends in the shoes of a team of ludicrously powerful, competent, and unstoppable action heroes, set against an army of enemies representing punchable versions of the worst things society has to offer. Over the course of a campaign, you will confront, work your way through, and ultimately dismantle hordes of dangerous enemies, turning some of the more sympathetic ones to your side, and demonstrating incredible physical prowess.
But here’s the thing. Sure, all of that violence and destruction is cathartic, but it doesn’t have meaning. There’s no risk to it. You’re big heroes, of course you win the fight. It’s cool! Everyone claps. But not one doubts that you’re going to make it.
The real question is, are you going to build a real relationship with your family? Are you going to fall in love, or just give in to some meaningless framework that looks nice at a glance but won’t hold together? What bonds will you forge with your fellow heroes? You can’t punch uncomfortable truths.
All I Do Is Win is now available on my Patreon! You can find it in segments here, or become a patron to download the full RPG.
